Exclamation of contempt occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern.
As random as a pink elephant eating a banana peel in a pool of spatulas! It’s not a crime fighting elephant, nor is it very good at Call of Duty. But the elephant is random, so random in fact; it’s not an elephant at all, but a huge spaceship with long legs that eats dried apricots and Lego bricks. It has developed a means of selling Wi-Fi on the black-market to Garden Gnomes who plan to take over Facebook! Seriously it is all rather disconcerting. Even now! There’s a Gnome in my garden, urinating!
Following a lifelong ardor for the visual arts, my interest was enslaved by the poetic, almost ruthlessly influential potential of words. Since being devoured by the thrilling complexity and rhythm of literature, I pursued my new love and successfully produced and maintained several blogs, one of which focused on creative writing. I’ve also created a number of short stories with my first tale being published in the First Edition Magazine. Be it the words flow majestically like a symphony of fire or like an infection scratching its way from within. I aim to liberate the English language from its sterile slumber and ignite its heart once more.